Surrealism is destructive, but it destroys only what it considers to be the shackles limiting out vision. Salvador Dali (via acrylicalchemy)

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8 hours ago // 405 notes

visceromancer:

if you say my name 3 times in front of a mirror at midnight ill appear and probably pet your animals and tell you you look really pretty and then take some stuff from your fridge and leave

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8 hours ago // 229,612 notes

youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

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8 hours ago // 48,332 notes
666-the-satan-hotline:

westborovevo:

officialgaybestfriend:

I am so happy

"fappy the anti-masturbation dolphin"

what a cockup
tickettoheaven:

get your head in the game

buttermilkqueen:

what the fuck do fish do for fun

(Source: beeblejuice, via hi)


8 hours ago // 103,817 notes
mchanel0606:

I had to.