Surrealism is destructive, but it destroys only what it considers to be the shackles limiting out vision. Salvador Dali (via acrylicalchemy)

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if you say my name 3 times in front of a mirror at midnight ill appear and probably pet your animals and tell you you look really pretty and then take some stuff from your fridge and leave

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My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

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I am so happy

"fappy the anti-masturbation dolphin"

what a cockup

get your head in the game


what the fuck do fish do for fun

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8 hours ago // 103,817 notes

I had to.